Does it feel sooo fucking confusing about HOW to actually sell out an offer?
Does it feel like you haven’t “made it” until you’re able to just whisper a mention of a new offer and be instantly sold out like all the fancy pants bajillion dollar coaches?
Would you give anything to sell out your private coaching but feel absolutely lost and confused about what to actually do and either end up working way too much or in a complete freeze doing fuck all?
Are you often feeling annoyed AF seeing someone else far less qualified and educated sell out another program because they’re a better marketer?
Listen
I hear you
You just want to sell out
You want the clients so you can just do the fucking work
You really didn’t come here to be a professional marketer and study sales all day
You want to make the money that allows you to feel expansive, certain that this is the right move, and able to buy, save, pay down debt, hire team, travel, and give
You knoowwww your work is soooo fucking good, like, life changing good, but you just can’t seem to get people to buy it and its so fucking frustrating
You refuse to do the sleezy marketing where you just make people feel like shit, take their money, then deliver thin air and more things they need to buy *facepalm*
PULL UP A CHAIR AND LET’S GET REAL FOR A SECOND.
You’re ready for your rich girl era
Your “holy fucking shit, is this my life” era
Maybe your spicy tell it like it is, take up all the space online era
And you’re sure as shit ready for your turned on and sold out era!
So
We’re clear you want it. The sold out offers, the stable income, the next level lifestyle, the options and freedom, and the peace of mind knowing this business finally fucking works
You’re ready to drop the hustle, drop the overcomplicating, drop the whole cute adorable story that maybe it’s just not meant for you
Cuz like, NOT FUCKING TRUE
So now what?
NOW WE GET TURNED ON AND SOLD OUT
I’ve helped my clients go from launches of 0, to sold out, again, just using a simple approach to launching that doesn't make them want to die and poke their eyeballs out
I’ve helped client after client sell out masterminds, private coaching, group programs, retreats, certifications, VIP days and probably so many other things without some fancy launch formula checklist funnel bullshit
See for yourself…
Do i have a process?
Yes - ish. But its like, truly the flowiest chillest most adaptable thing you can use to give you like juuuuust enough structure to where you know what to do strategy wise, and can then go fucking HAM on mindset and pleasure, aka the real secret sauce to a successful, turned on, sold out style business
I'm not saying you can’t use ads, shouldn’t have a funnel, can't use data and metrics, cant have a fancy copywriter or literally anything else
The beauty of the Turned On + Sold Out approach to launching is that its simple, adaptable, tech light, can be used in the earliest stages of your business and the most advanced
Like seriously yall, i use the same principles now(making over 1 million a year) that i did when i was just selling out my 1:1 for the first time
Because it's not a system, it's not a checklist. It's literally the HOW so you can stop wondering wtf it takes to sell out and not burn yourself out or drop out on your way there
Will every launch be perfect and magical and go according to your plan/desires?
No no no
Basically never(like even when i have 500k launches, shit happens)
But I’ll teach you how to reach for your turn on, turn everything into marketing GOLD, get clients reaching out saying they just can’t fucking wait to pay you, and you feeling like you actually want to sell offer after offer instead of maybe crying or hyperventilating when you think about it.
So-
Ready to stop seeing all the clients you want hire someone else far less qualified and devoted?
Ready to be the bitch being like OMG I BRAG I FUCKING DID IT!!
Ready to ditch the launch trauma and resistance and get so fucking turned on as the sales roll in?
let’s go
let’s do this
you jump, i jump
you’re a bird, i’m a bird - just kidding
you’re ready to be sold out and i’m ready to help you get sold the fuck out!!
No formulas
No hustling + grinding
Just the stuff that works
And a whole fuckton of pleasure
12 WEEKS OF EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SELL OUT WITH PLEASURE AND MAKE HELLA PROFIT
this mother effin’ experience can change your whole entire life
Oh, and of course blow up your business and bank account while you’re at it ;-)
it doesn't matter if you're new to business or never sold anything before, like Kari who started her biz in 2020 and already 3x’ed her investments with me, or if you're already crushing it like Stephanie who sold out her offer two weeks before the program even starts.
This gets to work for you too.
So here’s how this works:
You decide it’s time
It’s your turn
There’s room for all of us
Everyone struggled until they didn’t.
The past is the past
And you get to enter your sold out era and join the club(jk ew that sounds clique-y but also i kind of mean it)
YOU’RE SO GOOD AT WHAT YOU DO, YOU WANT THIS, YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, YOU’RE SMART, HARD WORKING, DEVOTED, OPEN, AND COACHABLE
You have what it takes sweetcheeks
No more crying launches and quitting in the middle
No more spending weeks and months and years feeling lost and confused and bleeding money and hiring people to save you
And I’ll teach you to fish babes
I will give you the tools, shit i even built you a fucking pond of 5000 warm leads(my free fb group where so many of my clients get clients), and ill stand there with you while you cast your line over and over until you figure it out
One fish first, then another and another
Truly, once you get the hang of this, anything is possible
I’ve watched my clients make their first 10k month, then 100k, then cross the multiple 6 and even 7-figure line
And again, the best part is, sold out might mean 3 clients, sold out might mean 500
And this will getcha both buttercup😘😘
OKAY, SO WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS
WITCHCRAFT AND PUSSY MAGIC YOU SPEAK OF?
will it work for me?
This program is a 12-week experience that can change everything if you let it (you’ve probably already heard me say this, but letting it be easy is hard work, we aren’t taught this stuff).
I will break down exactly what it takes to sell out from pleasure to make profit.
I’ll show you how my clients consistently become fully booked and waitlisted. How they sell out their offers and still have people begging to join even once the doors are closed. How they learn to fucking LOVE selling.
I’ll share the secret ingredient that allows you to have focus and direction and a supportive container for your wildly flowy pussy-led nature to be supported by.
I’ll share how to move through all of the typical points I see entrepreneurs spend months and years getting stuck at(offers, ideal clients, pricing, promoting and more).
DOES THIS SOUND DELICIOUS AND TERRIFYING AND SLIGHTLY BEWILDERING AND LIKE YOUR PUSSY IS TELLING YOU TO DO IT AND MAYBE
YOUR MIND IS LIKE
“BUT YEAH WTF IS THIS BITCH TALKING ABOUT?”
GREAT.
Here’s what I know.
If you want boring whack ass formulas that every bro marketer and their mother teach, I ain’t the one.
If you want someone who will make you do shit you hate just to make some money, also not me.
If you want someone who will unleash your inner boss ass bitch who can sell anything and have a life…
I GOT YOU.
If you want to work smarter, not harder, so that you can create when you’re inspired and chill when you’re not…
I GOT YOU.
If you want to learn to love selling so you have a loyal audience that loves you and whips out their credit card for you…
I ALSO CAN DO THAT.
how does all this work?
Each week we’ll focus on building up the belief system you’ll need to support you on this journey, on what is right and aligned FOR YOU, and the embodiment practices that will help you unleash that boss bitch who knows exactly what to do in your business to make sales and be turned on doing it!!
CALLS ARE HOSTED ON THURSDAYS AT 2PM ET
you’ll have access to this content for life
ALL CALLS ARE RECORDED
MODULES ARE DESIGNED TO BE BINGED OR DIGESTED WEEK BY WEEK, YOUR CHOICE(BOTH GET RESULTS, THE BIGGEST THING IS THAT YOU SHOW UP FOR YOURSELF).
Week 1: Pleasure
WhyWhy this is a non negotiable if you want to build a sustainable, profitable business
The thing most people are doing wrong and how to simplify it, cuz duh, pleasure
My favorite ways to increase your pleasure capacity so you’re already building your capacity to earn more money from day 1 (this is SO important if you're not making what you want to be!)
How to access pleasure anywhere, anytime so you can also tap in and turn on(the key to enjoying biz, magnetizing clients, creating with ease, and more)
Week 2: The right offer
We’rWe’re only spending one week here because th is actually the least important part of a successful launch and I’ll teach you why
How to be able to build and sell out ANY offer
Creating something that turns you on and sells like hotcakes
Week 3: Mindset
Now that you’re practicing feeling good and you know what you’re gonna sell, we’re gonna tackle how to get your brain on board so you can take action and start seeing results
I’ll share the exact journal prompts myself and my clients use to sell out our coaching and keep ourselves convicted and confident
You’ll learn exactly what to do when fear and doubt creep up and how to run your business like a boss bitch
WEEK 4: INTEGRATION WEEK
What we’ve found is that integration is key here. Whether you’re catching up, taking a week off, or just letting it sink in at a deeper level, we want our bodies to keep up with us.
I also know it can be hard AF to get ourselves to slow down so I’ll give you my favorite recorded meditation practice so you can just hit play and follow right along.
Week 5: Audience
IdenIdentify exactly who your people are and how to find them. You don’t have to have a huge list or your own facebook group to sell out an offer and I'll show you how.
Learn how to turn them on and get them warmed up so they’re ready to buy and begging you to take their money
Week 6: Mapping it all out
Get a 60-day calendar to map out your offer in advance so you can stay focused and work less knowing exactly what needs to get done
How to utilize challenges, online events, scholarships and more before and during selling
Plan around pleasure and learn how to start prioritizing yourself so that you can serve and receive in a much bigger way(this is key and something women are NOT taught how to do)
Week 7: How to embody it being done
Learn how to be so unwavering in your belief that you will put yourself on the line for your desires over and over and see the results
I’ll share my favorite hacks and practices for doing this quickly and consistently so you see the payoff and when you wobble you can bring it to us real time and get support
Week 8: INTEGRATION WEEK
What we’ve found is that integration is key here. Whether you’re catching up, taking a week off, or just letting it sink in at a deeper level, we want our bodies to keep up with us.
I also know it can be hard AF to get ourselves to slow down so I’ll give you my favorite recorded meditation practice so you can just hit play and follow right along.
WEEK 9: Money + Pricing
How to price your programs so you can be fully supported by your work
Charging high ticket - who can do it and how
Money mindset and not letting it fuck up your sales
Week 10: Social + Content
I’ll share my juiciest prompts around selling out so you cover exactly what your audience needs to hear to move from bystander to buyer
How to play to your strengths and leverage your content so you can create less and still be visible AF
Week 11: The tech, systems and structure
How to have just enough structure and systems in place so your clients have an amazing experience and you don’t poke your eyeballs out setting it all up
How to determine if hiring support is right for where you’re at and if so, hiring the RIGHT people so you aren’t wasting money during sales
Week 12: Tying it all together
PLUS badass bonuses
A 30 day map of content prompts so you never run out of shit to say (and of course this is a mix of the 4 types of content you want to be rotating through to connect with your audience the deepest and translate to sales)
2 weeks of juicy prompts so you know exactly what to cover each day while youre selling so you captivate your audience and convert them into paying customers
A pleasure pulse check is THE doc you need to stay focused and see your sales through in a way that feels good
My favorite mindset affirmations for creating juicy content that converts - this is a must so you can become a masterful mindset ninja who shifts in seconds(aka spend way less time in fear and way more time making money)
A seductive shadow meditation is a must do when the inevitable freak out shows up and has turned around so many situations!
7 hours of must have content to sell out with pleasure(without over complicating the whole thing)
READY TO LEARN HOW TO BE TURNED ON AND SOLD OUT?
Want results? Learn from the veteran coaches who adopted my pussy-based business® strategies and sold out like hotcakes!
Curious how being in my energy helped these non-biz coaches slay mindset, pleasure and tools to set them up for success? Watch to find out!
Mastermind - sold out. 1:1 coaching - sold out. All while being a busy mama? Tune in to hear some epic brags from my clients!
Still need a little more seducing?
Here’s what other pussy queens have said about why they'vejoined in the past (& many of them re-enroll again each round because of the powerful energy, community, & pussy based business vibes!)